ATIKU: His Elusive Shadow And Political Cumming
When you begin to chase your own shadow, you must be ready for its elusiveness. Because you will never catch your shadow! If you cannot ‘cum,’ must you be ‘cumming’ or force yourself to political ‘climax?’ The more you run after a concluded and victorious election, the more you are being disingenuously motivated to chasing a hallucinatory success or victory.
I am so impressed with the perusal and ruling of the Nigerian election tribunal concerning that futile allegation and rat race of Mr. Dr. Chief Alhaji Atiku Abubakar! Nigerian lawyers have raped Atiku’s sweat and wealth. We told him from the onset not to embark on unprofitable ventures. He didn’t listen to us! Now that he has exhausted almost all his ‘cummings,’ I wonder where or how he is going to get back his mojo through his party’s romanticism and political promiscuity.
The Nigerian judiciary is gradually finding itself back to the jurisprudence repute, international recognition, and expectations. We are on the March again to our expected victory in Nigeria. It should be clear to any judicial idiots or civilian nitwits to know that President Muhammadu Buhari won the 2019 presidential election resoundingly. Buhari must get down to work to alleviate the sufferings of the plebeians so that Mr. Atiku’s judicial cummings are not justified. Buhari must revisit his horrendous public relation problems!
Mr. Atiku should resign to his fate; reduce his thirst and hunger for the position of President and political aspiration. Lawyers are lawyers ……and some of them are lairs too! He should begin to see how he can recoup or collect some of his wasted resources from his religious and judicial entrepreneurs.
Mr. Alhaji Atiku should begin to wait unendingly for an imaginary mandate that may not even materialize in 2023 and beyond, not to talk of the seriously riotous 2019. Now that the tribunal has reaffirmed Atiku’s defeat, INEC should be ordered to issue with immediate effect the “CERTIFICATE OF DEFEAT” to Alhaji Atiku Abubakar.
Res Ipsa loquitor (fact speaks for itself)!
*Written By Yahaya Balogun