THEOLOGY OF DELUSION: A BRUTAL REBUTTAL TO LAGOS APC’S POLITICAL FICTION AND MOGAJI SEYE OLADEJO’S TRANCE-INSPIRED DIATRIBE

Aare Amerijoye DOT.B

 

Let us start with a public safety announcement: before attempting to read the Lagos APC’s latest amusement-laden piece, kindly put on mental insurance. Their Sunday 30th November 2025 ‘statement’ was not a press release; it was a spiritual misfire, the type of verbal accident that happens when a sinking government tries to act relevant. What they produced is best described as a comedy skit performed by a party crumbling like a cardboard roof abandoned in a rainy season.

But let us take their delusions and roast them in public.

1.APC Calling Atiku the “Architect of Ruin” Is Like a Drug Convict Calling a Judge a Criminal

Before Lagos APC opens its mouth to talk about morality, progress, or national ruin, it should first explain the $460,000 cocaine-linked forfeiture that permanently marked their godfather’s biography like a birthmark of shame.

A man who forfeited money tied to narcotics activities in the United States…

A man whose record sits in American court archives like an eternal reminder of moral contamination…

A man whose financial skeletons are internationally documented…

…cannot preside over Nigeria’s moral discourse.

Atiku Abubakar has never been linked to, accused of, or tainted by any narcotics-related investigation anywhere in the world. That distinction matters, and history is not confused about who carries a stain and who does not.

The APC should understand this: That forfeiture is not a rumour; it is a judicial fact. A permanent dent. A stain that global detergent cannot wash. A scar that even propaganda cannot iron out.

So the Lagos APC, which worships at the altar of a man with such a historic narcotics shadow, should be the LAST entity qualified to discuss “national ruin.” Because nothing ruins a nation faster than corruption cross-pollinated with narcotics history.

2.APC Blaming Atiku for Nigeria’s Problems Is Like a Kidnapper Blaming the Police for Running Too Slowly.

Nigeria knew peace before APC.

Nigeria knew food before APC.

Nigeria knew direction before APC.

But today:

The naira has been kidnapped.

Salaries have been strangled.

Inflation has gone spiritual.

Fuel price now calculates destiny.

Citizens have relocated mentally even without passports.

Yet these same architects of Nigeria’s economic funeral have the audacity to accuse Atiku?

APC shouting “Atiku ruined Nigeria” is like a thief shouting ‘ole!’ louder than the victim.

Atiku’s record in office and out of office has never attracted a single conviction, scandal, narcotics query, or international security concern. His slate is clean , unlike the party making noise.

3.Their Privatization Lies Are Expired — Unlike Tinubu’s Cocaine Forfeiture, Which Is Permanent.

They scream “privatization scandal” like parrots trained in a mechanic workshop.

But what exactly did the privatization do?

GSM revolution

ICT explosion

Telecom boom

Youth employment

Economic diversification

Those are facts — not APC nightmares. No reputable economist disputes the positive national impact of that era or the telecom revolution it birthed.

Meanwhile, under the man they kneel for:

Lagos land was privatized into personal pockets

Markets privatized to godfather allies

Motor parks privatized to thugs

Revenue privatized to family franchises

Even political power privatized into hereditary succession

So who really sold Nigeria?

The reformer or the racketeer?

4.Boko Haram Started in 2002 — APC Should Stop Weaponising History Without Reading It.

This is why APC should keep quiet when people are talking.

Boko Haram did not start under Atiku. It did not start under PDP.

It started when many in APC’s ideological ancestors were busy gathering political capital by romancing radical preachers and sabotaging national unity.

Atiku himself recently reminded Nigerians in a widely circulated video how they confronted and contained the insurgency responsibly in its early days before saboteurs weaponised it politically.

APC shouted “Jonathan must go!”

APC used insecurity as political weapon.

APC amplified insurgency with propaganda.

Now Boko Haram has twins, cousins, and in-laws ,ISWAP, bandits, unknown gunmen , all thriving under APC leadership like weeds in a neglected garden.

So who watered the chaos?
History knows the answer.

5.Lagos Mocking Adamawa Is Like a Dustbin Mocking a Refrigerator — And Lagos Should Be Reminded It Was Once Capital of Nigeria, Built With Nigeria’s Money

Lagos under Tinubu’s dynasty:

Floods like Venice

Traffic like purgatory

Taxes like punishment

Area boys like parallel government

Land grabbing like seasonal sport

Infrastructure like expired chewing gum

A state where roads have more potholes than residents have hope.

Yet these people have the boldness to mock Adamawa?

Before Lagos APC opens its mouth, it must remember: Lagos was once the capital of Nigeria.

Lagos was developed with Nigeria’s money.

Lagos enjoyed federal presence, federal infrastructure, federal investment, and national prestige for decades. Lagos did not grow in isolation; it grew on the backbone of collective national resources.

Comparing Lagos with Adamawa is like comparing an only child fed with national inheritance to a child raised without privilege.

Even hypocrisy is ashamed on their behalf.

6.“Atiku Contested Many Times” — But Lagos APC Celebrates a Man Who Contested With Multiple Birthdays.

If contesting more than once were a crime, then history itself would be in the dock.

Abraham Lincoln should never have become president.Nelson Mandela should have abandoned the struggle in prison.Winston Churchill would have faded into obscurity.

Even Bola Ahmed Tinubu ,with all his multiple political reincarnations , would never have been governor, senator, or president.

What, then, shall we say of Chief Obafemi Awolowo, whose unyielding political battles shaped modern Yoruba identity?

Or Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe, whose relentless contest for a better Nigeria carved his name into the granite of national memory?

Atiku Abubakar’s aspiration springs from the same moral fountain , the conviction that Nigeria can and must be better. It is this belief that propels him, just as it propelled Awolowo, as it sustained Azikiwe, as it fortified Mandela, and as it encouraged Lincoln.

Perseverance becomes “desperation” only in the dictionary of those afraid of democratic competition.

But APC’s intellectual gymnastics is special:

Perseverance is desperation,
but affidavit gymnastics is leadership.

7.APC Claiming They Are “Repairing Damage” Is Like Saying a House Collapse Victim Is Repairing Architecture.

Nigeria today under APC:

Hunger is a public holiday
Insecurity is a national curriculum

Fuel price is a satanic prophecy

Naira is in month-to-month survival mode

Terrorists have taken geography lessons
Families are fasting involuntarily

APC is not repairing anything.

APC is the damage.

8.HOW TINUBU ABANDONED AD, RAN TO ATIKU IN AC, AND PANICKED INTO CREATING ACN.

Let us address APC’s biggest lie — that Atiku is the “party hopper.”

FACT 1: Tinubu abandoned Alliance for Democracy (AD) in 2006.FACT 2: Tinubu worked against AD’s presidential candidate in 2007.FACT 3: Tinubu ran to Atiku and joined him in the Action Congress (AC).AC was Atiku’s structure.
Atiku secured the certificate of registration.FACT 4: When Atiku left AC and walked away with the certificate, Tinubu panicked like a trader whose licence disappeared.
FACT 5: In desperation, Tinubu added ‘N’ to AC overnight and baptised it into ACN.

No ideology.
No principle.
Just panic and personal ambition.

Tinubu has no record of ideological consistency; only a record of platform migration whenever his personal ambition is threatened.

So who is the serial hopper now?

9.THE BLIND MAN WHO ADVISED OTHERS ABOUT EYESIGHT.

There was a blind man who advised the whole village about eyesight. When asked why he kept talking, he said:
“I may be blind, but others are blinder.”

That is Lagos APC today —
A party that turned Nigeria into an economic cemetery now shouting that Atiku is the undertaker.

Madness has truly gone digital , and the Lagos APC media machinery is the WiFi router.

10.Atiku’s Calmness Was a Whisper — This Is the Thunder.

Phrank Shuaibu responded responsibly. But let APC understand:

Atiku’s silence is wisdom,
this reply is judgement.

A party that fears one man for 30 years should buy lifetime membership in the Atiku Loyalists Association.

11.FINAL WORD — THE ONE THAT WILL HAUNT APC FOREVER.

Before Lagos APC talks again, let them remember:

There is cocaine forfeiture in their cupboard.Identity confusion in their attic.Economic collapse in their living room.Hunger at their doorstep.Inflation in their kitchen.Insecurity in their backyard.

And if Seye Oladejo is sensible enough, he should know:

It is in Tinubu’s best interest that his aides do not throw reckless shades while their mentor is walking around with political fractures, ethical wounds, and damning bandages the world has not forgotten.

APC should not speak of morality.

APC should not speak of leadership.

APC should not speak of nation-building.

APC should speak of repentance.

History is not blind; it only takes its time before writing the truth.

Because history will not forgive a government that baptised 200 million people with poverty and then blamed the victims.

Aare Amerijoye Donald Olalekan (DOT.B),
Director General,
The Narrative Force