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Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex

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A Nigerian Life Coach, Allison Bisongs Hyacintho, took to Facebook to give a detailed account of the honeymoonexperience of a friend/Pastor who dated for 4 years, without engaging in any form of romance with his wife.

Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex

According to the Nigerian life coach, he volunteered to be the errand boy for the couple during their honeymoon since the hotel they lodged in, was close to his house. However he met them having sex, one of those times he visited the hotel.

His post reads;

‘I Don’t feel too comfortable sharing this, but my big mouth will just not let me. Ummm, this is to teach somebody out there that believers ‘re not boring people, neither are we missing anything by doing things the Jesus way.

Some time ago a pastor friend of mine got married and it was awesome for me, a very special guy. Him and his bae dated for nearly 4years without sex, no kissing, no touching, no laying of hands in dangerous places, no please-let-me-touch-it-small, I mean nothing sexual, they were both believing God through faith that they are sexually compatible, relevant on the marriage bed.

During their honeymoon I volunteered to be their errand boy for the period of their honey, since they honeyed themselves in a fancy hotel close to where i live Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😂. I took dinner to them most nights and sometimes breakfast too in the morning, hotel food wasn’t so nice, worse is, it was crazy expensive.

Okay so one morning like that I took breakfast to them as usual, as I got up to their hotel room, just when I was about to knock on the door I started to hear a hard voice coming from inside the room.

The voice was sounding like “mme kpa, mme kpa, mme kpa”.

It was a woman’s voice screaming in Efik language, and in English it means “i have die, I have die, I have die.”

Arrrhh ahhh! I Was like “which one is I have die? Die where? No no no bro cannot beat his wife, he is too meek to even hurt a fly, nope, i know him too well”.

Slowly the voice began to rise, increasing in tempo, in curiosity I plastered by ears to the hotel door to be sure of what i was hearing;
“I have die, I have die, mme mpka” was the sound playing behind the door like a confuse music Dj on the early morning grove.

Quickly i rushed to the door on a rescue mission and knocked very hard, what kind of i have die is that one after a wedding, I thought it was a heart attack or something, until hmmmm, when bro finally unlocked the door it was like someone opened a bakery, the heat that embraced me nearly tore my shirtNigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😃Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😃, it was crazy up in that hotel room. As I got in and observed the state of aunty, I immediately remembered where the scripture said “who God has joined together, let no man separate.” – with the stern look aunty gave me it was obvious she really wanted to die the die that she was screaming. Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣

Look guys, there is so much joy in waiting to do it right, so much peace, the best time to have sex is with God’s divine seal of approval, inside that covenant there is no such thing as guilt, fear or judgment. There is no asking for forgiveness over any sin of touch or sin of sight, all you will just be saying is mme kpa! mme kpa!! Kill me!! I have die!!!Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😂Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😂Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😁Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😀 And God will just be laughing at the two two both of you like Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣 die well, uncle kill herrrrrrrrrr!! we have enough space in heaven,.Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣

And see ehhn my dear virtuous and waiting aunties, if you know the kind of plans our faithful brothers have for you, hehehehe, you will know that you have entered it, our spirit is sooo willing to wait until the right time and our flesh has started planning ahead, all this abstinence and virtue we are displaying is just fasting, by the time we share the grace at the marriage altar and break our fast, you will know the difference between six and half a dozen. Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😃Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😃Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😃Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😃.

And dear uncles who are faithfully waiting with a fast, you see all this touching, kissing and hmmmm that is hungrying you to do now? Don’t worry it is you that will tire, don’t let this long long scalfs our sisters are wearing fool you, acrobatic warfare is waiting for You somewhere, by the time aunty is saying mme kpa mme kpa and has refused to kpa for almost 5 hours, You will know the difference between It is well and it is finished. Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😃Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 😃Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣Nigerian Life Coach writes about honeymoon experience of a Pastor who dated for 4 years without sex 🤣. Sir just relax yourself and follow God’s lead, alright.’

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